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RD...真的有那們慘嗎

怎麼小弟身旁當RD的同學過的都還滿爽的
標題是專業的RD阿~~~~~~~~
我應該只能算是個半專業的吧@@
說到此篇文章小弟到是有篇文章提醒"專業的RD"們,內容很有趣,他把嚴肅及教條式的問題有趣化及讓科技人易懂。全文如下:
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
全文翻譯如下:
技術支援部門您好:
我的系統在去年由"Boyfriend 5.0" 升級到 "Husband 1.0" 發覺到整個系統的執行效率有很明顯的下降,尤其是在花朵級珠寶首飾 的應用軟體部分,但是他們在"Boyfriend 5.0"的系統下是運作的非常順暢及完美。然而在Husband 1.0"又少了很多好用的軟體例如羅曼蒂克9.5及細心體貼6.5不僅如此又新增非常不適用的軟體如NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6。溝通互動的軟體8.0無法執行很久,Housecleaning 2.6 簡直完全停擺。我已經嘗試的使用"嘮嘮叨叨5.3"來修正這些問題但總是無效請問我該怎麼辦?
絕望的人敬上
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support